you win again, gameday.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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