i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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