I think I just saw someone hide a body.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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