if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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