Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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