They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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