What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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