weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I have demons in me.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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