Don't you send me to vm
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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