Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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