she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I think people are normalizing furries
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Randomize
