Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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