That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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