Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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