i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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