The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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