Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Holy sore nipples Batman
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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