i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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