Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Someone signed my nipple.
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