tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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