me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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