whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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