I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Randomize
