Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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