Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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