My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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