I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
