Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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