He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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