She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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