I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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