she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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