I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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