i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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