Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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