Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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