break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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