If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
operation harelip BJ is a go
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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