Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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