All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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