I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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