i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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