Whod you bang
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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