508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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