dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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