Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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