You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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