a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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