i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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