I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You've changed since you got that strap on
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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