OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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