her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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