Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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