So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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