toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Randomize