i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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