Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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