My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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